The Commissar, although very mysterious,still loves to help the little people in the only way he knows how. And that is through extreme oppression. Communism is the perfect idea but never works due to human error. The Commissar isn't fully human though. He is 10% Eagle, 25% Percentages, 39% Bacon, 57% Jeep, and 100% Leader. With his interesting nature and secret Bear Commando Unit along with his staff he will usher the world into a better age, a cleaner age, a utopian age known as the NewBirth.